Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Less talking, more tequila
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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