I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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