Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
