The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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