sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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