tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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