no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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