A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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