It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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