Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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