One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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