Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Randomize
