return my video game
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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