Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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