I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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