I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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