is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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