walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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