You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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