ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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