you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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