Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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