I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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