is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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