My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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