i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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