A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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