I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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