Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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