She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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