We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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