Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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