we have officially lost it.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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