What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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