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Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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