I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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