I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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