I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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