if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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