you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
it's like heaven, but drunker
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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