1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I need water and some morals
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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