I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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