That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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