I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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