Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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