using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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