glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
