so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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