Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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