Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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