i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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