She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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